Someone give this guy a motherfuckin’ certificate.

I reblog every time 

Dude’s an entitled Nice Guy who can’t take no for an answer. Being nice to a girl does not entitle you to a date.

Jesus, this guy. Get the fucking hint, you cretin.

wow. So it took that long for Toby to get that maybe Zoey doesn’t want him, and *she’s* a dick? She doesn’t owe you a Vagina Voucher, son, and intercourse doesn’t come with your Happy Meal.

(Source: now-wecanthaveit, via deliciouskaek)